Comedian Rev. Mitcz (reverend mitch) Marzoni appears jarring and abrasive, but presents an endearing and silly worldview on life and society. His comedic appeal is a mixture of his stage presence, his unique personal appearance, and his dark self-awareness that exposes a refreshing & surprising honesty. The energetic and often upbeat nature of his act becomes infectious - making audiences laugh at subject matter they'd normally find appalling.

So, T-Moblie, of all companies, has put this little thing on their site. A Java Applet where, if you upload a good, clean, close-up, straight-on shot of yourself, it will spit out a digital approximation of what you might look like in 10, 20, 30, 40 years and what you’d look like as the opposite sex.

Here, then, is the site

And here are my results..

That kinda scares me. It’s a bit too accurate, at some angles, for my tastes. As a woman, however, if I squint my eyes – it reminds me a great deal of… nevermind. I’m probably just seeing things.