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2015

JUL

30

A House Party Gone Wrong

Filed Under : Drug Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 6 minutes

I've long thought that anti-drug speeches, "abstinence-only" sex education, and all such "keep teenagers from doing teenager things" education is way too constrained and inside-the-box. They need to shift paradigms if they're really interested in getting teens onto the path of the straight and narrow. Instead of telling kids to abstain from sex -- send a 15-year-old kid on a date with a washed-up streetwalker at the end of her shift. ...

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2015

JUL

20

My Last Girlfriend (Part 4)

Filed Under : Dating Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 11 minutes

(if you missed Part 1, Part 2, and/or Part 3, you're gonna be confused) I'm not proud of my behavior the night she came home. I'm completely ashamed. I heard her car pull into the outdoor parking garage beneath our apartment. I turned off all the lights, and unplugged the lamp that was normally connected to the switch near the door in the living room. Ditto the one in ...

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2015

JUL

19

My Last Girlfriend (Part 3)

Filed Under : Dating Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 7 minutes

(if you missed Part 1, and/or Part 2, you might be confused) Around mid-2007, Melissa found a job at a goth clothing store near my apartment. She reasoned that, since she spent so much time around my neighborhood anyway, it would be best to just find a job around there. Most nights, after work, she'd hit me up and see if I wanted to hang out. Most nights, ...

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2015

JUN

13

How I Got Started in Porn

Filed Under : General Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 6 minutes

In case you don't know, and before you get all excited (or grossed-out), I don't mean that I'm in porn -- I've worked (and continue to work) in the porn industry. I'm a porn web designer. I've designed 1000s of websites in my life, and 100s of them have been porn. I've worked for niche fetish companies. I've worked for Vivid (where I got to design Vivid.com back in '05). I've been ...

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2015

JUN

9

Doris Mouse Earrings (Part 2)

Filed Under : Serial Stories, Weird Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 8 minutes

(if you missed Part 1, you're gonna be confused) The plans were set in motion : I was to fly to Salt Lake City, Utah. Then rent a car to drive to the tiny border town of Pocatello, Idaho. Then get a hotel nearby. All of this was on my own dime, including the time ...

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2015

JUN

4

A Weird Impromptu Date and An Unsolved Mystery NSFW

Filed Under : Filthy Stories, Weird Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 9 minutes

It was the night before MLK day, 2005. I remember that, not because I've got such an enriched soul that I track memorial days of fallen human rights activists, but because I didn't have to work the next day - a Monday. I was in Long Beach, visiting some friends of mine (probably having a barbecue party or something). Around 9pm, that shindig was winding down, so I decided ...

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2015

MAY

28

Teenagers Swappin’ Oral NSFW

Filed Under : Filthy Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 7 minutes

I've mentioned before the girl -- Amy -- that I dated for about 2 weeks early in my Sophomore year of high school that checked off a lot of "firsts" for me. This is a story about two more "firsts" with her : my first blowjob, and the first time I went down on a woman. At the time, I lived across the street from the middle school where my ...

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2015

MAY

26

Tina : The Pimp of Alt Porn

Filed Under : General Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 6 minutes

This is part of a series of posts about an internet-based live TV talk show I created/hosted called Aural Salvation. Reading about the origin of the show isn't required, but it might help give you some context. It would also help to know that I built up a large, enthusiastic audience by interviewing naked alt-porn girls, and a MySpace celebrity gone actual-celebrity. Since I already had a weekly drop-in to ...

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2015

MAY

18

The Legend of Denny’s, Ireland, and Scotland

Filed Under : General Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 7 minutes

In my Sophomore year of high school, I was the first amongst my close group of friends to get a driver's license, and -- more importantly -- the first whose mom would actually lend out the car to them. Early on, I'd just pick up Nad and a few other friends, and we'd drive around throughout the early evening Phoenix streets with no particular place to go. Just ...

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2015

MAY

14

Fry Fest ’98 (Part 2)

Filed Under : Serial Stories, The LSD Chronicles  |  Est. Reading Time : 5 minutes

(if you missed Part 1, you're gonna be confused) I was so relaxed and filled with euphoria and a sense of purpose in the world when the loud bang echoed through the air. It almost felt like it shook the apartment, like a tiny little earthquake. I immediately jumped up, ran out to the living room and saw... very few people in there. Maybe 10, in total. I said "where ...

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