It’s a topical Mitcz : The Expert! My take on Michael Jackson, Transsexuals, Bombing the Moon, Balloon Boy and more…

Took some time out of my Holiday weekend (ha! as if I’m uber-busy Turkey weekend) to finally getting around to making some Mitcz : The Expert episodes. One of them, the more serious one, I was sitting on for a few weeks. I probably poured about 15 hours into all the editing and re-recording I did. I whittled it down from 23 mins to 9mins 56secs. The 2nd one was originally going to be split up into smaller chunks, but I figured “fuck it” and tossed it all into one MTE episode.

So, here’s the most serious Mitcz : The Expert I’ve done yet – wherein I debunk psychics…

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This post is mostly here so I can link my friends to a central source for something interesting I found (in my travels ’round the interwebz) to “cure” the so-called common cold. While I, personally, have done this, and can verify that it worked for me – I feel like I should drop a number of disclaimers and notes first.

I am not a doctor
I am not getting paid by anyone to tell you this shit
I am not some anti-corporate conspiracy theorist shithead who’s going to tell you this information “is what THEY don’t want you to know, man!”
I could give two shits if you take any of this seriously or not. Again,

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It happened slowly. I can’t put my finger on the exact moment. But, I know it’s happened. I’m absolutely addicted to Twitter and I finally “get it”. This screenshot pretty much says it all…

If you don’t yet “get it” – allow me to elucidate.

My Enablers

First and foremost, if the only time you read or update Twitter is by going to twitter.com, you’ll probably never “get it”. It might sound silly, but it’s way too much work to sit there and refresh your feed manually. And, for posting, to have to head over to bit.ly, TwitPic, TwitVid, yFrog, etc to manually shorten a URL or upload a pic/video is a giant pain in the

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Thought I’d have some fun with the flyer I made earlier (for my birthday gig). So, here’s a little meme I’m working on that I’ll add to as time goes on. Enjoy.

First off – huge thanks to everyone who read/listened to that last sample chapter. It gave me a boost of confidence about the project that I simply can’t describe. It’s hitting a note with people, male and female. In just 3 pages, somehow I achieved genuine interest from folks who are now yelling at me to “finish the damn book already!”.

That being said, it’s also very hard for me to get up the courage to put all of my work onto the written page. This is a labor of love for me. I’ve spent many years actively working on the material and I’d be lying if I said I haven’t, at least in some way, sort of spent my whole

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I read a post on GodsGirls, in the “relationships” forum, that intrigued me (identifying details removed)…

so I’ve been dating my boyfriend since <date removed> that makes it <a lot of> years… Before that I was dating this guy who had some issues and moved out to <another state>. Now I’m having some strong feelings towards him again….should I move out to <another state> or not?

My (shortened version) reply was..

For the love of all things you hold dear – DO NOT do this because you think some fantasy you’ve cooked up in your head is gonna work out for you, or that this guy’s suddenly gonna drop everything and agree with your mindset. People almost never change.

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The book that I have mentioned before is finally coming to fruition. I know I’m a lazy fuck that starts projects that sometimes never see the light of day – this book is a different story. The biggest reason for me having not done much with the book is that I had interviewed people and conducted research for over 6 years now and it’s hard to figure out what to do with all that information.

This is not unlike Kinsey (and our methods are pretty similar), although I’m not as smart and my research isn’t meant to be without bias. The purpose of my book is to help women feel more comfortable with their sexuality without judgment, while simultaneously

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I had this brief thought about a week ago, which one day I’ll work into a larger stand-up bit when I figure out which other blasphemous jokes I’ve written will work alongside it. It’s regarding the Bible. Conveniently, @joerogandotnet went off on one of his classic science and evolution rants in a series of tweets, and it reminded me that I should write this down somewhere for future reference. Then, I saw a post on BlueBlood about Blasphemy Day. Looks like fun! So, here we go..

Why I Consider The Bible A Work of Fiction

Consider this important fact : there isn’t a single fact mentioned in The Bible which, at the time of its publishing, was unknown to

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Bored, late-night browsing gets me into some weird mindsets and brings up weird memories and research topics. Tonight, through a series of articles, I was reminded of a close childhood friend, and someone I regarded as my personal hero. The person I always aspired to be, but I was never confident enough. Or attractive enough. Or “built” enough. Or… any number of things. He was, I told myself, what I’d be if I weren’t so consistently a fuck-up, and pretty much the polar opposite of all the things I saw in him.

This was the man (well, boy, really.. he was actually 26 days younger than me) who introduced me to D&D and roleplaying.. Introduced me to martial arts. To Frank

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