Celebrity Stories

Stories that involve, or are solely based upon, experiences with celebrities. There are 7 stories so far
The First (and only) LARPY Awards (Part 2)
2016
APR
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The First (and only) LARPY Awards (Part 2)

Filed Under : Celebrity Stories, Funny Stories, Weird Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 10 minutes
(if you missed Part 1, you’re gonna be confused) Probably the number one thing I miss about living in the heart of Hollywood is being able to walk to giant events and goings-on around me. It makes you feel pretty g'damn awesome when you can just walk out your door and go to the most famous movie theatre in the world just to see a matinee. Or to the Pantages to ...
The First (and only) LARPY Awards (Part 1)
2016
APR
27

The First (and only) LARPY Awards (Part 1)

Filed Under : Celebrity Stories, Funny Stories, Weird Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 7 minutes
One of the fun, albeit sometimes weird, things about living in a Big City -- especially one with such an entertainment-based economy as Los Angeles -- is that opportunities will fall into your lap in the strangest of ways, and there's a constant test of your willingness to go along with them. Behind Door Number One is "this thing some guy offered and you're not even sure if you'll ...
I Was on The Bad Girls Club (Part 2)
2015
JUN
20

I Was on The Bad Girls Club (Part 2)

Filed Under : Celebrity Stories, Dating Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 7 minutes
(if you missed Part 1, you're gonna be confused) What I try to tell people who don't know what the Bad Girls Club is about is this : imagine if you could borrow Paris Hilton's undeserved fame, her inherited money, and her self-aggrandizing behavior and could temporarily bestow that equally to 7 angry, attention-starved socialite 20-something girls, and then you threw them into a rent-free mansion, supplied them more alcohol ...
I Was on The Bad Girls Club (Part 1)
2015
JUN
19

I Was on The Bad Girls Club (Part 1)

Filed Under : Celebrity Stories, Dating Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 8 minutes
Yes, it's true. I was on the Bad Girls Club, Season 3. That's the one with "the Ambers", and Ailea. Technically, I'm not sure I'm allowed to talk about any of this, but the producers said that only applied for about 6 months after the episode aired. Seeing as it's been almost 7 years since it aired, I think I'm okay. Here's the inside scoop on how it happened, what went down, and ...
Meeting Mike Patton (Part 2)
2015
APR
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Meeting Mike Patton (Part 2)

Filed Under : Celebrity Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 9 minutes
(if you missed Part 1, you're gonna be confused) In December of 2001, Cheyenne and I traveled north to San Francisco to catch the final 2 shows of the Tomahawk tour . We stayed with a friend of a friend of one of my co-workers (long story, not worth telling) so shit was chill. And shit was freezing g'damn cold. But, damnit, we were in ...
Meeting Mike Patton (Part 1)
2015
APR
23

Meeting Mike Patton (Part 1)

Filed Under : Celebrity Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 3 minutes
Since Faith No More is in town for 3 nights, and I just got back from the 1st of their 3 shows (and have passes for seeing them again tomorrow, April 23rd), this is a good time to tell my Mike Patton stories. Mike Patton, if you don't know, is the lead singer of Faith No More. Before that, he was the lead singer of Mr. Bungle, and he's been so prolific that ...
Oh, Sorry. Different Mitch.
2015
MAR
14

Oh, Sorry. Different Mitch.

Filed Under : Celebrity Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 2 minutes
I started doing comedy in 2002. I won't bore you with the details right now , but my first few shows were at the Irvine Improv. Having taken their comedy classes, the two major perks were : you could get booked for 7-10 mins on one of their amateur nights once a month (even though they had those every week - you had to move up in rank to ...