Drug Stories

Stories that heavily involve, or are entirely about, various drugs I’ve taken in my life. There are 8 stories so far
Another House Party Gone Wrong
2015
JUL
30

Another House Party Gone Wrong

Filed Under : Drug Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 8 minutes
I'm not going to pretend I'm a party animal, but I do love a good party and I've been to a lot of them in my time. It surprises me that, despite some of the craziest shit I've seen at parties, and the sheer number of private (and public, I guess) events that I've been to in my life that could reasonably be called a party, only two that I can ...
A House Party Gone Wrong
2015
JUL
30

A House Party Gone Wrong

Filed Under : Drug Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 6 minutes
I've long thought that anti-drug speeches, "abstinence-only" sex education, and all such "keep teenagers from doing teenager things" education is way too constrained and inside-the-box. They need to shift paradigms if they're really interested in getting teens onto the path of the straight and narrow. Instead of telling kids to abstain from sex -- send a 15-year-old kid on a date with a washed-up streetwalker at the end of her shift. ...
Accidental Cocaine
2015
JUN
18

Accidental Cocaine

Filed Under : Drug Stories, Funny Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 4 minutes
I haven't done a lot of drugs in my life. Or, maybe I've done a sizable amount, but not a lot of different types of drugs. Here's a short list of every drug I've done (recreationally, I'm not gonna count painkillers I've taken as part of dental surgery and shit) : cigarettes marijuana alcohol LSD shrooms ecstacy ketamine paxil See? A pretty short list, all things considered. Now, sure, some of those entries number in the 100s of uses each ...
My First Cool Kids and Weed Party
2015
APR
30

My First Cool Kids and Weed Party

Filed Under : Drug Stories, Funny Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 6 minutes
I wish I could remember how I met Shaun. He was a year ahead of me in school, entering his first year of high school before I entered the 8th grade. I remember we only hung out after school - even when we both went to the same high school, I almost never saw him. He was big into acting and singing and drama class, and I - being ...
Ketamines to an End (Part 3)
2015
APR
14

Ketamines to an End (Part 3)

Filed Under : Drug Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 4 minutes
(if you missed Part 1 or Part 2, you're gonna be confused) On the drive back from picking up Kevin, it was difficult to get answers. He was still a little bit fucked up, even after the "buzz kill" of watching friends get arrested in his ride home, and realizing they collectively lost $6500 worth of ...
Ketamines to an End (Part 2)
2015
APR
13

Ketamines to an End (Part 2)

Filed Under : Drug Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 5 minutes
(if you missed Part 1, you're gonna be confused) So I sent Janice off with Kevin, into the wild of late-night raves in the middle of the desert between Phoenix and Tucson. They were carrying roughly $6500 worth of product with them, plus they each had a pager. What could possibly go wrong? Turns out : pretty much everything. There was this guy Brandon. Complete ...
Ketamines to an End (Part 1)
2015
APR
12

Ketamines to an End (Part 1)

Filed Under : Drug Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 5 minutes
It's important, in life, to have a few Scumbag Friends . People you can go to when you have a terrible idea that's also illegal, who can guide you along the way, and don't pass judgment. I had quite a few Scumbag Friends in Phoenix, especially towards the end of my time there, but none so insane as Joey. This is a kid who once vowed to spend an entire week ...
I (accidentally) Went to Rehab
2015
MAR
11

I (accidentally) Went to Rehab

Filed Under : Drug Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 4 minutes
When I was in high school, I lived with my mother, her husband, and his daughter Brittany. Fuck using a pseudonym cause this is the only person in the world whose death I actively hope for. She was the worst human I've ever personally known, and I almost wish there was a hell just to know she'll be going there. Brittany was is a complete trainwreck of a person. The day ...