Funny Stories

Stories that aim to make you laugh. There are 15 stories so far
Reptilian Testicle Syndrome
2015
APR
25

Reptilian Testicle Syndrome NSFW

Filed Under : Filthy Stories, Funny Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 5 minutes
I've been pretty vocal across various performance outlets (internet TV shows, podcasts, stand-up comedy performances, other blog entries, tweets) about my pubic grooming habits. Some might even say that I'm an advocate for pubic grooming, since I've discussed it at quite some length, and I regularly recommend it to my male and female (though mostly male) friends alike. Though I used to shave my arms and legs in high school to ...
The Legend of The Clapper
2015
APR
11

The Legend of The Clapper

Filed Under : Funny Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 3 minutes
I went to two different high schools during my high school career. As I've said before, I've averaged a move every 18 months of my life. We moved from the Horizon High School district to the Paradise Valley High School district around the time I started Sophomore year, but I decided to switch to PVHS after the first quarter of my Junior Year. More of my current hangout crew was ...
You Can’t IOU The Bank
2015
MAR
20

You Can’t IOU The Bank

Filed Under : Funny Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 3 minutes
When I was 19, I bounced around from various shit jobs. Telemarketing, freelance design, convenience store jobs, temp work, you name it. I was living in my first apartment with 2 girls - one that I'd worked with at a movie theatre in high school, Jennifer, and her friend (let's call her Tammy, I don't remember her name). Jennifer was the source of a lot of anguish in my ...
I Did Some Gay Porn Once
2015
MAR
19

I Did Some Gay Porn Once NSFW

Filed Under : Filthy Stories, Funny Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 6 minutes
When I was 20, I lived in a 2-bedroom shithole apartment in the semi-ghetto of Phoenix. This 2-bedroom apartment was $455/month. This is when a 1-bedroom in a normal Phoenix suburb would average about $700/month, so you can imagine how shitty the area was. With rent that cheap, I never held down a job for the entire 8+ months I lived in this wretched, stinking, shithole apartment. Instead, I got by on whatever means I could. ...
The Worst Job I Ever Had
2015
MAR
7

The Worst Job I Ever Had

Filed Under : Funny Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 4 minutes
In the summer of '98, I was desperately in need of work. Having left a shitty newspaper gig where I thought I'd be a graphic designer, then a brief telemarketing stint, I was fucked and broke. My sister suggested a temp agency, since "you're so good with computers, they'll find you all kinds of work!". After the interview and paperwork, I was all set. It sounded kind of exciting : get in, get the job ...
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