Serial Stories

These are longer stories, broken up into multiple parts. There are 38 stories so far
The Craziest Woman I Ever Dated (Part 1)
2015
MAY
3

The Craziest Woman I Ever Dated (Part 1)

Filed Under : Dating Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 6 minutes
From the outset I want it made clear that I don't just run around calling every woman crazy, but full disclosure : I'll jokingly use the term lightly for people I've known and I don't mean it literally in most cases. In this case, however, I mean it in the sense that I don't understand her motives, behaviors, and actions when looking at them as a sane person. I'm not ...
Meeting Mike Patton (Part 2)
2015
APR
24

Meeting Mike Patton (Part 2)

Filed Under : Celebrity Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 9 minutes
(if you missed Part 1, you're gonna be confused) In December of 2001, Cheyenne and I traveled north to San Francisco to catch the final 2 shows of the Tomahawk tour . We stayed with a friend of a friend of one of my co-workers (long story, not worth telling) so shit was chill. And shit was freezing g'damn cold. But, damnit, we were in ...
Meeting Mike Patton (Part 1)
2015
APR
23

Meeting Mike Patton (Part 1)

Filed Under : Celebrity Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 3 minutes
Since Faith No More is in town for 3 nights, and I just got back from the 1st of their 3 shows (and have passes for seeing them again tomorrow, April 23rd), this is a good time to tell my Mike Patton stories. Mike Patton, if you don't know, is the lead singer of Faith No More. Before that, he was the lead singer of Mr. Bungle, and he's been so prolific that ...
The Rise and Fall of The Bus (Part 2)
2015
APR
21

The Rise and Fall of The Bus (Part 2)

Filed Under : Happy Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 5 minutes
(if you missed Part 1, you're gonna be confused) Throughout the remaining month or so of summer, I got pretty good at driving The Bus and acclimating to its various quirks. Chuck (my stepdad) gave me a book provided by Darryl called "The Complete Idiots Guide to Volkswagen Bus Maintenance and Repair". He told me any issue I'd have with The ...
The Rise and Fall of The Bus (Part 1)
2015
APR
20

The Rise and Fall of The Bus (Part 1)

Filed Under : Happy Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 5 minutes
At the start of my Sophomore year of high school, I was 15 and had my Driver's Permit. As I was turning 16 in a few months, my mom knew I was going to start asking about some kind of car-for-myself situation. My sister's history of vehicles prior to that included things like her friend's beat-ass car that she bought for $300 that didn't have a key but a ...
Ketamines to an End (Part 3)
2015
APR
14

Ketamines to an End (Part 3)

Filed Under : Drug Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 4 minutes
(if you missed Part 1 or Part 2, you're gonna be confused) On the drive back from picking up Kevin, it was difficult to get answers. He was still a little bit fucked up, even after the "buzz kill" of watching friends get arrested in his ride home, and realizing they collectively lost $6500 worth of ...
Ketamines to an End (Part 2)
2015
APR
13

Ketamines to an End (Part 2)

Filed Under : Drug Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 5 minutes
(if you missed Part 1, you're gonna be confused) So I sent Janice off with Kevin, into the wild of late-night raves in the middle of the desert between Phoenix and Tucson. They were carrying roughly $6500 worth of product with them, plus they each had a pager. What could possibly go wrong? Turns out : pretty much everything. There was this guy Brandon. Complete ...
Ketamines to an End (Part 1)
2015
APR
12

Ketamines to an End (Part 1)

Filed Under : Drug Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 5 minutes
It's important, in life, to have a few Scumbag Friends . People you can go to when you have a terrible idea that's also illegal, who can guide you along the way, and don't pass judgment. I had quite a few Scumbag Friends in Phoenix, especially towards the end of my time there, but none so insane as Joey. This is a kid who once vowed to spend an entire week ...
The Florida Story (Part 2)
2015
APR
5

The Florida Story (Part 2)

Filed Under : Serial Stories, Weird Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 5 minutes
(if you missed Part 1, you're gonna be confused) So there I was. In Florida. The plan was in action, only three things left to do : 1. Sign my lease and get my keys 2. Call Porno Joe about the job 3. Move my shit in when the truck arrived I hopped in a cab, and arrived at my new apartment ...
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