Serial Stories

These are longer stories, broken up into multiple parts. There are 40 stories so far
Ketamines to an End (Part 1)
2015
APR
12

Ketamines to an End (Part 1)

Filed Under : Drug Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 5 minutes
It's important, in life, to have a few Scumbag Friends . People you can go to when you have a terrible idea that's also illegal, who can guide you along the way, and don't pass judgment. I had quite a few Scumbag Friends in Phoenix, especially towards the end of my time there, but none so insane as Joey. This is a kid who once vowed to spend an entire week ...
The Florida Story (Part 2)
2015
APR
5

The Florida Story (Part 2)

Filed Under : Serial Stories, Weird Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 5 minutes
(if you missed Part 1, you're gonna be confused) So there I was. In Florida. The plan was in action, only three things left to do : 1. Sign my lease and get my keys 2. Call Porno Joe about the job 3. Move my shit in when the truck arrived I hopped in a cab, and arrived at my new apartment ...
The Florida Story (Part 1)
2015
APR
4

The Florida Story (Part 1)

Filed Under : Serial Stories, Weird Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 5 minutes
This is a story about the biggest mistake I've ever made. Summer of 2002 - May, to be more exact (I'm glad I keep weird notes to myself for my much older self to discover) - I had just started performing comedy. Not a lot, mind you. Maybe one gig a month, at best. I was working at a fetish porn company as a web designer. I was in the ...
The Godless Chronicles (Part 1)
2015
MAR
27

The Godless Chronicles (Part 1)

Filed Under : General Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 5 minutes
Godless was an industrial band in Phoenix in the late 90s, of which I was made a semi-member. Technically I was never part of the band, but I was associated with the band and I performed with them as what amounts to, basically, stage decor. Not that I minded it, I had a blast and I learned a lot and made some lifelong friends out of the whole experience. I wouldn't feel ...
An Origin Story, of sorts (Part 3)
2015
MAR
17

An Origin Story, of sorts (Part 3)

Filed Under : Childhood Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 4 minutes
(if you missed Part 1, and/or Part 2, you're gonna be lost) I decided it was time to drop this sports charade. I wasn't enjoying it, I wasn't any good at it, and I was pretty sure I was off the hook with the principal anyway. Over the course of the school year, I was growing my hair out, dressing a little more "who gives a fuck", and trying ...
An Origin Story, of sorts (Part 2)
2015
MAR
16

An Origin Story, of sorts (Part 2)

Filed Under : Childhood Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 4 minutes
(If you didn't read Part 1, you're gonna be lost) After the weird shove-match-punch experience, it was still relatively light out and I figured Alan and The Dicks wouldn't be going to the clubhouse so quickly. I grabbed my bike and rode over there, just to see if maybe there was anything in there I could use to fuck them over. When I walked up to the apartment, I could ...
An Origin Story, of sorts (Part 1)
2015
MAR
15

An Origin Story, of sorts (Part 1)

Filed Under : Childhood Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 4 minutes
I told this story to some friends on my birthday a few years back, and they still reference it as my "origin story". They seem to think this is how I became who I am today. While I don't think that's necessarily true, I s'pose it has some merit. As our story begins, this is basically what I looked like (about 8 months before this story takes place)...
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