Serial Stories

These are longer stories, broken up into multiple parts. There are 38 stories so far
The Florida Story (Part 1)
2015
APR
4

The Florida Story (Part 1)

Filed Under : Serial Stories, Weird Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 5 minutes
This is a story about the biggest mistake I've ever made. Summer of 2002 - May, to be more exact (I'm glad I keep weird notes to myself for my much older self to discover) - I had just started performing comedy. Not a lot, mind you. Maybe one gig a month, at best. I was working at a fetish porn company as a web designer. I was in the ...
The Godless Chronicles (Part 1)
2015
MAR
27

The Godless Chronicles (Part 1)

Filed Under : General Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 5 minutes
Godless was an industrial band in Phoenix in the late 90s, of which I was made a semi-member. Technically I was never part of the band, but I was associated with the band and I performed with them as what amounts to, basically, stage decor. Not that I minded it, I had a blast and I learned a lot and made some lifelong friends out of the whole experience. I wouldn't feel ...
An Origin Story, of sorts (Part 3)
2015
MAR
17

An Origin Story, of sorts (Part 3)

Filed Under : Childhood Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 4 minutes
(if you missed Part 1, and/or Part 2, you're gonna be lost) I decided it was time to drop this sports charade. I wasn't enjoying it, I wasn't any good at it, and I was pretty sure I was off the hook with the principal anyway. Over the course of the school year, I was growing my hair out, dressing a little more "who gives a fuck", and trying ...
An Origin Story, of sorts (Part 2)
2015
MAR
16

An Origin Story, of sorts (Part 2)

Filed Under : Childhood Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 4 minutes
(If you didn't read Part 1, you're gonna be lost) After the weird shove-match-punch experience, it was still relatively light out and I figured Alan and The Dicks wouldn't be going to the clubhouse so quickly. I grabbed my bike and rode over there, just to see if maybe there was anything in there I could use to fuck them over. When I walked up to the apartment, I could ...
An Origin Story, of sorts (Part 1)
2015
MAR
15

An Origin Story, of sorts (Part 1)

Filed Under : Childhood Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 4 minutes
I told this story to some friends on my birthday a few years back, and they still reference it as my "origin story". They seem to think this is how I became who I am today. While I don't think that's necessarily true, I s'pose it has some merit. As our story begins, this is basically what I looked like (about 8 months before this story takes place)...
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