Serial Stories

These are longer stories, broken up into multiple parts. There are 40 stories so far
Stoya (Part 1)
2018
JUL
3

Stoya (Part 1) NSFW

Filed Under : Dating Stories, Filthy Stories, Happy Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 6 minutes
In all the stories I've told of dating, or sex, I've never revealed anyone's identity or name. It's not my style. But, this one's different for many reasons. The first of which is that I have explicit permission. Also : she's written about us. And it was later immortalized and illustrated in Heavy Metal magazine. While her story is more poetic and beautiful ...
My Last Girlfriend (Part 4)
2015
JUL
20

My Last Girlfriend (Part 4)

Filed Under : Dating Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 11 minutes
(if you missed Part 1, Part 2, and/or Part 3, you're gonna be confused) I'm not proud of my behavior the night she came home. I'm completely ashamed, and I don't forgive myself for it or excuse it in any way. I heard her car pull into the outdoor parking garage beneath our apartment. I turned off all the lights, and unplugged the lamp that was normally connected to ...
My Last Girlfriend (Part 3)
2015
JUL
19

My Last Girlfriend (Part 3)

Filed Under : Dating Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 7 minutes
(if you missed Part 1, and/or Part 2, you might be confused) Around mid-2007 (roughly 9-ish months into our relationship), Melinda found a job at a goth clothing store near my apartment. She reasoned that, since she spent so much time around my neighborhood anyway, it would be best to just find a job around there. Most nights, after work, she'd hit me up and see if I ...
My Last Girlfriend (Part 2)
2015
JUL
19

My Last Girlfriend (Part 2) NSFW

Filed Under : Dating Stories, Filthy Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 6 minutes
(if you missed Part 1, you might be lost) We were immediately close, in a way that doesn't make a lot of sense to me these days. I'm not saying it was a bad thing, at all. Just weird to think back to that time, and remember how I felt, and how foreign that seems to me today. I probably prevent myself from feeling that way, but I also think it comes down ...
My Last Girlfriend (Part 1)
2015
JUL
19

My Last Girlfriend (Part 1)

Filed Under : Dating Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 5 minutes
Checking through my archive of photos, I found one from the night of the first date I went on after my last breakup, and the timestamp says "May 10, 2009". I realize it sounds a little weird that I've been single for over 6 years now. Hell, I've been on dates with women who were still in middle school the last time I was in a relationship. That said : 6 years ...
I Was on The Bad Girls Club (Part 2)
2015
JUN
20

I Was on The Bad Girls Club (Part 2)

Filed Under : Celebrity Stories, Dating Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 7 minutes
(if you missed Part 1, you're gonna be confused) What I try to tell people who don't know what the Bad Girls Club is about is this : imagine if you could borrow Paris Hilton's undeserved fame, her inherited money, and her self-aggrandizing behavior and could temporarily bestow that equally to 7 angry, attention-starved socialite 20-something girls, and then you threw them into a rent-free mansion, supplied them more alcohol ...
I Was on The Bad Girls Club (Part 1)
2015
JUN
19

I Was on The Bad Girls Club (Part 1)

Filed Under : Celebrity Stories, Dating Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 8 minutes
Yes, it's true. I was on the Bad Girls Club, Season 3. That's the one with "the Ambers", and Ailea. Technically, I'm not sure I'm allowed to talk about any of this, but the producers said that only applied for about 6 months after the episode aired. Seeing as it's been almost 7 years since it aired, I think I'm okay. Here's the inside scoop on how it happened, what went down, and ...
Doris Mouse Earrings (Part 1)
2015
JUN
8

Doris Mouse Earrings (Part 1)

Filed Under : Serial Stories, Weird Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 7 minutes
In Mid-2007, things were winding down for Aural Salvation, I wasn't doing much comedy (hell, I performed maybe once a year from 2003-2008), and I was gettin' the old acting bug. When you're non-union, have no agent, and you're unsure if you actually can act, your source for acting gigs is Craigslist. This means it's a crap-shoot. Sure, student films are fine, but sometimes you end up making weird movies ...
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