Dating Stories

Stories involving women I’ve dated, tried to date, and/or just “fooled around” with. There are 12 stories so far
Stoya (Part 1)
2018
JUL
3

Stoya (Part 1) NSFW

Filed Under : Dating Stories, Filthy Stories, Happy Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 6 minutes
In all the stories I've told of dating, or sex, I've never revealed anyone's identity or name. It's not my style. But, this one's different for many reasons. The first of which is that I have explicit permission. Also : she's written about us. And it was later immortalized and illustrated in Heavy Metal magazine. While her story is more poetic and beautiful ...
I Was on The Bad Girls Club (Part 2)
2015
JUN
20

I Was on The Bad Girls Club (Part 2)

Filed Under : Celebrity Stories, Dating Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 7 minutes
(if you missed Part 1, you're gonna be confused) What I try to tell people who don't know what the Bad Girls Club is about is this : imagine if you could borrow Paris Hilton's undeserved fame, her inherited money, and her self-aggrandizing behavior and could temporarily bestow that equally to 7 angry, attention-starved socialite 20-something girls, and then you threw them into a rent-free mansion, supplied them more alcohol ...
I Was on The Bad Girls Club (Part 1)
2015
JUN
19

I Was on The Bad Girls Club (Part 1)

Filed Under : Celebrity Stories, Dating Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 8 minutes
Yes, it's true. I was on the Bad Girls Club, Season 3. That's the one with "the Ambers", and Ailea. Technically, I'm not sure I'm allowed to talk about any of this, but the producers said that only applied for about 6 months after the episode aired. Seeing as it's been almost 7 years since it aired, I think I'm okay. Here's the inside scoop on how it happened, what went down, and ...
The Craziest Woman I Ever Dated (Part 5)
2015
MAY
7

The Craziest Woman I Ever Dated (Part 5) NSFW

Filed Under : Dating Stories, Filthy Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 9 minutes
(if you missed Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, and/or Part 4, you're gonna be confused) Alan didn't care for my insinuation that he was pretending to be her friend only to swoop in on her during a moment of weakness. He said "despite how offended I am by that, I'm gonna do you a solid here, cause it sounds like she told you a lot ...
The Craziest Woman I Ever Dated (Part 4)
2015
MAY
6

The Craziest Woman I Ever Dated (Part 4)

Filed Under : Dating Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 9 minutes
(If you missed Part 1, Part 2, and/or Part 3, you're gonna be confused) I really didn't intend to hook up with my Canadian friend -- let's call her Natalie. I didn't think that option was even on the table, frankly. She came to town and wanted to hang out. So, we hung out at my place and watched Napoleon Dynamite which was -- at the time -- still relatively ...
The Craziest Woman I Ever Dated (Part 2)
2015
MAY
4

The Craziest Woman I Ever Dated (Part 2)

Filed Under : Dating Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 5 minutes
(If you missed Part 1, you're gonna be confused) The night after we met, Lauren invited me to hit up a few Hollywood goth/fetish clubs. Despite having lived in Hollywood for about 4 months at that point, I'd never actually gone exploring. When I picked her up, she got into the car wearing a corset, fishnets, and a single-ring bondage collar. She handed me a leather leash and said ...
The Craziest Woman I Ever Dated (Part 1)
2015
MAY
3

The Craziest Woman I Ever Dated (Part 1)

Filed Under : Dating Stories, Serial Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 6 minutes
From the outset I want it made clear that I don't just run around calling every woman crazy, but full disclosure : I'll jokingly use the term lightly for people I've known and I don't mean it literally in most cases. In this case, however, I mean it in the sense that I don't understand her motives, behaviors, and actions when looking at them as a sane person. I'm not ...
My First Girlfriend
2015
MAR
24

My First Girlfriend

Filed Under : Dating Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 4 minutes
This is a story about Pam. You might remember her from the end of my Origin Story. As I'd mentioned at the time, her and Bill had broken up. It was a very amicable breakup in hindsight - being that I knew nothing at all about dating at the time, it didn't seem that weird, but now as an adult I'm ...
Leaving a Lasting Impression
2015
MAR
18

Leaving a Lasting Impression

Filed Under : Dating Stories  |  Est. Reading Time : 2 minutes
Long before there was OKCupid, I did all my online dating through a site called Nerve. The site is still around, but they've long since ditched their dating platform. Which is a shame - it was very cheap (I think free for the first few months? I don't recall). Nerve Dating, being run through a site that was mostly artistic and alternative in nature, had a healthy ...
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